This place is just down the road from my office and I have always wanted to eat there but no one will go with me!
Yesterday, two chums and I were treated to the oddest lunch ever. Thank you, SMILE RESTAURANT on Pender.
Highlights:
+ The menu-wielding sign holding statue eerily resembling Rio.
+ “Canadian and Chinese” food menu, featuring griddle cakes, chow mein, and burgers all within a three-page span.
+ My meal came with a free soup, which itself was served with a side of strawberry jam. Biggest laugh attack I’ve had all month.
+ After being terrified of said soup and not eating it, was treated to a guilt trip from the Chinese owner lady, saying “You don’t like my soup?”
+ Lydia thanked our Ghost World-esque waiter (Think 100 lbs overweight, equipped in tweed suit jacket, 3 inch short slacks, and penny loafers) for a coffee refill, his response was “you’re welcome very little.”
+ Sunbleached art of orchids and women with panties at their ankles (!!!)
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November 03, 2008, 1:17pm Comments
